I've been busy acclimating to a sudden influx of work and not able to tend to the newsletter as I’d like. So I’m giving you (what I hope is) a little treat: This is a post I wrote last October, which previously lived only behind the paywall. This is not safe for work or children, in case you were, I don’t know, going to do an impromptu dramatic reading during a conference call or family road trip. Enjoy!