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You ever feel quiet? I’ve felt quiet the past couple of weeks. Not sad! Not bad! Just the opposite of write-y. I’ve also been on an unsubscribing tear, overwhelmed as I am with so many subscriptions, so I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your sticking with me (and how much I won’t understand if you ever leave). (Just kidding, I get it.) (Go on, git! Get out of here, you hear me?)