Our air conditioning broke, which is a shame. We have a “coolant leak,” which seemed easy enough to fix until the HVAC workers came to our house and couldn’t find the source of the leak. Now they have to come back with a black light to find the leak and oh whoops the “black light guy” is on vacation. MUST BE NICE, BLACK LIGHT GUY.

Which is all to say, we’re quite sweaty and unhinged.

It’s lovely to have central air, and we enjoyed it for about 15 minutes. But let me tell you, it sucks hot, moist balls when it breaks. Especially when the black light guy is out of town, and you don’t know when he’s coming back.