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My friend Abby and I have an agreement — if one of us starts talking about something cute our pet is doing, it’s a signal the conversation has reached its natural conclusion. It usually goes like this:

Me: “So anyway, that’s all I’ve got going on. (Pause.) Hazel’s tongue is sticking out.”