Vote with your Laughter at AIRHORN
Hello, friend, Airhorn needs you…
to come have a good time in a couple Fridays at AIRHORN ELECTION SPECIAL, September 5th!
We need you to have a good time before then too. Don’t delay joy, you know? BUT! Mark some joy in yr calendar for a couple weeks time, and hey, commit to your comedy care today by Buying a ticket.
Early bird tix are still available and they are a hell of a deal! They're less than a movie ticket! And unlike the movie theatre, we won't show you 30 minutes of ads before yr fricking 2 1/2 hour film , and we definitely won't show you the weird ANZ ad where the cheerful dad gets cheated on while everyone speaks birdtalk.
Seriously, what's with that ad? Because every ANZ ad has the same family with the same well-meaning dad, who helps his wife's small business, and jokes around with his daughter, and plays cricket with his son. And then they go and break your heart with a commercial where the wife leaves the husband and he's left weeping in his underwear in the middle of the street. It's awful! You established this cinematic universe! Every commercial with the Sharmas is canon! And now the Sharmas are shattered and for what, so we turn off our phone? Who cares about phones or films or flipping anything!
Airhorn won't do that to you. We care about canon and consistent lore and giving you an hour (more like hour and a half) of solid laughs. And this month we're going to go political, there's going to be votes, there's going to be mudslinging, there's going to be maps. We are doing a fun themed show that is out of the ordinary but won't involve families falling apart! Amazing! Buy a ticket today!
Also, some bonus news! Next month, Airhorn is going on tour to CHRISTCHURCH! We'll be playing at Little Andromeda on the 10th and 11th of October. This is big news, but I spent up all our alotted newsletter space on that g.d. ANZ ad, so we'll be telling you about that NEXT WEEK!!!