Airhorn this Friday! (in two DAYS!)
MY!
DEAR!
FRIENDS!
AIRHORN THIS FRIDAY!
This here is your friendly reminder that your upcoming LAUGH RIOT is scheduled for this Friday at 8pm at the Newtown Community Centre! If you haven’t already, you can buy tickets now.
I am going to keep this email short and sweet cos I know you have things to do. The lineup is killer, the spirit is high, the weather seems to be lining up to be nice for a comedy show. You really can’t lose.
This Monday, we had our Airhorn family dinner where DJ BBGUN made a gigantic cheesy pasta bake and a smaller vegan pasta bake (both with Wattie’s diced tomatoes) and all the crew brought chocolate,bread, and chips and as we ate our meal and made conversation, the only thing anyone could talk about was how cool you are and how good of a show we are going to put on for you. I kept trying to steer the conversation to other places, just to keep the topics diverse and give the night a certain Belle Époque salon air…but they all just kept bringing it back to “our audience is so awesome” and how our passion is putting on “the big show”. I’d recently read a number of good books— from Erik Satie to the dangers of AI and a reappraisal of Viking domestic structures— and I introduced a number of ‘foothold sentences’ alluding to these topics, interesting bits of trivia that invite someone to say “ah, tell me more”, but the Airhorn crew wanted NONE of it. They’re frankly obsessed with you, and their only interest is in giving you the best time this Friday.
And here’s the thing, I freaking get it.
So please, come on out this Friday and make the Airhorn crew’s day. It would mean a lot. Buy Tix Now. Have a good afternoon!
- ZACH!