AIRHORN IS BACK ON 5 JULY
HOLY COW BOW BOW BOW BOW!
Like a comet on a cosmic journey whose loop-de-looping elliptic orbit is too chaotic for us to yet predict its next return, Airhorn is BACK, BABY! And like that same comet, we are gonna be a SIGHT that’ll DELIGHT your EYES and will set off a little-understood, resonating chain of events that will affect CROP CYCLES and PREGNANCY and THE DOWNFALL OF EMPIRES through subtle influences we have YET TO UNDERSTAND!!! And all for 20 dollars? Fricking get into it!
The full impact of Airhorn may not be understood for several centuries, but the actual show is just a couple Fridays away. To be even more specific it is:
Friday July 5th!
8pm!
Newtown Community Center
And for the visual learners (myself frickin’ included) here’s a poster!
As hinted at by the poster filled with shattered glass, this show is gonna be EXPLOSIVE! FIGURATIVELY!
I mean, look at this lineup: we got your known knockout classic like Alayne Dick and Anna Maclean and the beguiling and ballistic fan favourites Ginge and Minge alongside the certifiably great Wellington comedians of the year Booth the Clown and Lesa Maclean! And joining us for their Airhorn debuts we have, all the way from the South Island techno capital of the world CHCH, the incredible Snap alongside the daffy and delightful dancing and singing sensation Banana Jolie! Ho boy, what a lineup!
Oh, and your host for this next Airhorn is but a humble barber, from a small town in the USA few have heard of, who had a simple dream, “to make the world laugh”, that’s brought him to yr shore. That’s right, it’s yr man Zach Mandeville!
Tickets are available at https://airhorn.nz or straight from kiwiticket.
Our tender, anxious hearts love it when you book early!
Recommendation ROUNDUP
Lastly, my dear friends, here are some other incredible non-Airhorn things we been loving and recommend for you.
Watch: Connor O’Malley, “Standup Solutions”
an incredible comedy special made by one of the best comedians in the world today (imo!) and will likely appeal to Airhorn fans!
See Live: Two Girls One Gun at Bats Theatre
A mad cap and melodic spy comedy put on by Comedy Gold and featuring Nina Hogg (from Ginge & Minge!) and Phoebe Caldero. A guaranteed blast, start your month with Airhorn and end it with Two Girls One Gun!
Watch: Louis Colse, “I’m Tight”
A banger of a track with a great music video filled with dance moves to inspire you!
Listen: DJ GEORGE COSTANZA, “The Monster in Me: Monster Rock Mix”
DJ George Costanza has been a profound inspiration to Airhorn and his latest mix is a (suprisingly emotional) adrenaline shot straight to the heart!
Listen Again: Charli XCX “BRAT”
Charli XCX is another profound inspiration to Airhorn and if you didn’t already know, her latest album is absolutely incredible. Crunch pop masterpieces that feel like diary entries that make you wanna both hit the club and start a family. You can listen to it however you like, but if you wanna hear it “the Airhorn way”, you gotta get onto Firefox, and install the Airhorn-approved Speed/Pitch Changer add-on, find yrself an official lyric video, increase that speed to 1.25x and pitch those vocals UP!