Airhorn Election Special is Tonight
Friends!
This truly is a short email because I know you got stuff to do and, let's be honest, I have a lot of stuff to do. Our big show is tonight! We both got to get ready!
One of the best ways to get ready is to buy a ticket, if you haven't yet.
Buy a ticket now why don't you!
Also, a bit of insider knowledge for you, the cool readers: We are going to be offering spiders for purchase and enjoyment tonight. This is not directly affiliated with Airhorn, This soda business is being run by an Airhorn fan (and literal child) who is keeping 100% of the proceeds (we got hosed at the negotiation table). So bring an extra 5 dollahs if you want to support the next, adorable generation of voters and have a sweet ice cream drink as you watch the show!
So excited, see you tonight!