Bad Buys: Super Pusheenicorn
Bad Buys is a series exploring things I bought that I regretted in some way. In it, I hope to highlight my favorite theme in this blog, the fact that the person making a purchase rarely has a good grasp as to how their future self is going to use it, often leading to waste.
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God, this girl’s loud. How innocent she looks, how welcoming. She sparkles and plays a twenty second loop of glitter sound effects when you touch her, and even the lightest touch startles her into action. I couldn’t keep her in my bed because I would awaken to her glowing, twinkling, bombast. The only good thing about this purchase is that she was the last Pusheen that I ordered off of Amazon. She taught me a lesson: products can only solve so much and they stick around forever, yelling and shouting.