Yeah you could say I’m a yeehaw gal at heart, learned how to hide it but it leaks out sometimes in my big earrings and the way I sit in the driver’s seat of my car, slouched down in the seat, thighs open left hand resting on the open windowsill in fine weather, on my knee if foul, legs open even wider if I’m in a dress, why I don’t know, just contrary maybe.

I like to offset things for balance, have a cute mouth to say intelligent things with but I make it say smart things instead, dress real nice and say something to make you flinch, think where’d you learn to talk like that? Oh I know things. I know things that come in handy, once I sang along to something in his truck and he said how come you know this, someone like you. But what don’t I know?

What I don’t know I can learn, I’m a quick study and I will fake it til I make it and I will make it.

I made it, bought a house, finally, but it has a porch, wide as the house itself, all I’m missing is the jars to drink a homebrew out of but I have the basement to make it in.

What don’t I know? I’ll teach you something, yes I will, I’ll learn you but good.