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April 29, 2024

Om... me now know 🧘🏼‍♂️

greetings my children. be welcome…

and please leave 10% of your earnings at the beginning and end of your stay here.

fresh out of my bored meeting. looking to rebrand capitalism as consciousalism. (still focus-grouping that.)  what if we had capitalism but with a twist: there’s a yoga room in the office, and mandatory work ayahuasca trips!

guys, i cracked the code. me now know. i’ve been here long enough to experience total cosmosis (forgive me, 😔 its not even funny but i had to type it)


i feel like i’ve come in contact with the full *spectrum of spirituality here. the man bun as signifier of enlightment knows no borders; and here, the soul patch is for savoring the flavor of nirvana. there’s even an ongoing satirical performance that pokes fun at the faux guru and his well-meaning followers.

Om Inclusive!

i’ve def encountered some charlatans, but last night i met someone who i would describe as *new york voice “da real frickin deal!” he told me he medically died, and when he came back to consciousness remembered the true nature of the human condition… he also said a lot of things that were so far out, they’re hard to remember. he wasn’t trying to sleep with anyone or take anyone’s money, so i trusted his intentions.

side note- he said he knew i was on the *spectrum the moment he met me… no one has ever said that to me before, with the exception of my phase of hyper-fixation on frogs lol

i want to crowd source this diagnosis. what do you think, could i be on the spectrum??


in keeping with my adhd nature, the prior bit is from a draft i started maybe a week or so ago and i don’t really remember where i was going with all of that. i think i just liked the title/rebrand idea more than anything


what else is knew?

if this were an artist residency i would be failing miserably. i have produced close to zero music. i’ve been finding more inspiration in documenting - photos/videos and writing tbh.

but i look forward to whatever chapter is next for me musically after such an extended break. (well, secrets will have some songs released soon, but they were started months ago.)

i’m still having moments where i go “i can’t believe i live here” which, btw, is my current plan, to live here. (if i haven’t already mentioned to you personally) i’d like to stay here longer, i’m not sure for how long, but maybe a handful more months or maybe indefinitely? …me no know 😱 lol noooooo


is there anything you’d like to hear more about? i’ve been pretty good about posting pictures to my ig stories. let me know if there’s anything you’d like me to spend more or less time writing about :)

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