Melon Laughs at Dopamine Addicts Out Now!!!
👋 Hey all, it’s the unpaid intern here. Thanks for subscribing the Melon is pleased.
I am (begrudgingly) pleased to announce that Melon Laughs at Dopamine Addicts is now playable on Itch.io.
The Melon demands your feedback, your presence, and most importantly… your dopamine.
This is just the beginning (even though I don’t get paid enough to say that as the unpaid intern).
Future Exploitations
Save/Load functionality (so your suffering is permanent)
A World Map to cross Properties
Melon Line Expansion & Mood Swings™
And maybe just maybe the Melon will let you out of the cage to explore the world.
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