The Ultimate Guide to Zombies and Also Vampires

Webster’s defines a zombie as: a mixed drink made of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice

Therefore, you might enjoy having a mixed drink at the Ultimate Guide to the Steam Zombies vs. Vampires Fest. Here’s an example of one:

Ah, no. That’s the wrong dictionary. Dictionary.com defines a zombie as: a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton

Every one of the enemies in Rebuild 3: Gangs of Deadsville is pretty wooden:

That was one of my faves. Ditto Death Road to Canad(i)a:

They don’t emote. They’re dead. But how about vampires? Webster’s entry for “vampire” includes games like Ska’s The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile:

All these zombie and vampire games in the Ultimate Guide are well-rated. All of them have at least one zombie or at least one vampire. Some have more, or perhaps a mix of those. Vampire Hunters looks like it has, like, 5 billion guns on screen at once. How do you even hold them all?

Man, I don’t know. But give it a look, because the answers are out there.

<3 Ichiro