Steve Reynolds Program - I Just Want To Have Something To Do
Zzitcrack! Last week, a thunderstorm rolled through my town in the wee hours and lightning struck my house. It was LOUD. I screamed in surprise, emitting a...
Steve Reynolds Program - Hymn 43
Jello There! That greeting is the hot catch phrase of a guy named Otto is working his way through an old cookbook of Jello recipes and documenting it on...
Steve Reynolds Program - Hot Topic
Zemblanitous Hello! The word “serendipity” means “the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.” Today’s song is titled...
Steve Reynolds Program - Homemade
Hey all! I’m back from an epic road trip with wife, child and dog. We explored the northerlies with focus on paleontology and chill-ass touristing. It was...
Steve Reynolds Program - History Lesson- Part II
Ob-La-Di, Fam No, that song is not on my top 100 songs. It’s not even on my top 100 Beatles songs. I’m just trying to say life goes on. Sorry for the delay....
Steve Reynolds Program - Hate The Police
stuff on top A dad joke thing I’ve done forever is if someone wants my attention and says “hey, Wampus,” I say “Hey! How are ya!” Like they were saying hi,...
Steve Reynolds Program - Grounded
the intro In the 90’s, I read a lot of alternative comic books, the kind of comics without half and non-humans with magical powers running around. I liked...
Steve Reynolds Program - Greyhound
hello Went for a low-key greeting this time. Feels weird to do the lowercase thing. I’m not Daria, for emo’s sakes. It’s just that I try to start these...
Steve Reynolds Program - The Great Curve
Good Morning! It’s been a hot minute. “Wha’ happened, Wampus?”You ask. Well, I kind of put this thing to the side and then forgot about it. Sorry! My bad! I...
Steve Reynolds Program - Gossip Folks
¿Qué Onda? In Mexico, “¿qué onda?” is another way of saying “what’s up?” Literally translated as “What wave?,” kind of a “what’s the vibe?” thing to say. In...
Steve Reynolds Program - Good Fortune
Hello, Larry et al! Watched the first episode of season three of The Mandalorian. There better be a big twist coming up, because if the whole season is this...
Steve Reynolds Program - Going To California
FW: fw: Read This! IMPORTANT! If you know me, you know my preoccupation with forwarded emails and the underdiscussed influence they have on the national...
Steve Reynolds Program - Glittering Parliaments
Sego, Utah! Today, we’re one quarter the way through this top 100 songs series. Thanks to a website I just found, I know if this were a car trip from Los...
Steve Reynolds Program - Gates of Steel
Short Month, Long Wind Heaven-o! Never mind the lame heading above this and never mind the tardiness of this missive. I’m in a weird “what are even words?”...
Steve Reynolds Program - Felt Good To Burn
Hear It Is, Your Refuge Hey, buddies! Yes, this is the little nook of the internet that will NOT mention that thing everybody is making the same three or...
Steve Reynolds Program - Everybody's Fool
Power Through! It’s a cold-ass January! It’s fine, though I’d prefer some good snow instead of this thunder sleet. Can’t build a thundersleetman in the front...
Steve Reynolds Program - Else
Blackjack! Song number twenty-one. Now I’m thinking of when I lost way too much at a blackjack table in Vegas. Damn you, house advantage! It’s snowing...
Steve Reynolds Program - Electronic Windows To Nowhere
One-Fifth of The Way There! Howdy ho! Twenty songs done. What a milestone! For the intro, here’s a recently rejected list. I hate online reviews— Yelp being...
Steve Reynolds Program - Eindhoven Chicken Masque
Back Again Hey all y’all! As a change-up, I decided to type up a McSweeney’s-style list for this section. I then realized McSweeney’s is still going strong....
Steve Reynolds Program - Each Is Good In His Own House
Happy What The Hell Day! Two years ago today, the culmination of abiding and/or ignoring the dumbest ecosystem of fear, ignorance and privilege happened. How...