…Doll Fucker.

It's Sunday which means it's time for the Littlefinger of Trump's GoT Universe to hit the panel shows with a fresh canister of gaslight to spray in our faces like the blindness-inducing Sabre Red OC pepper spray favored by The Administration's Fatso Gestapo, né ICE. 

Today's flavor of feculence is ret-conning the ICU nurse who was murdered execution-style with six bullets to the back by The Administration's goons as, no, really, "a terrorist." 

For those of us who still believe that words have objective meanings and that we should defer to those meanings instead of making up our own, here's what a terrorist ACTUALLY is (per Mirriam-Webster which is a dictionary which is a repository of the objective meanings of words, aka definitions):

An advocate or practitioner of terrorism as a means of coercion; relating to, or characteristic of terrorists or terrorism : practicing or involving violent acts of terror

Ugh okay so now we have to look up what "terror" means since understanding what a "terrorist" is means understanding the root word. Pretty typical as far as words go but for the uninitiated, this is how we figure when someone is talking purely out of their asshole:

Violence or the threat of violence used as a weapon of intimidation or coercion

So to Miller's point, he would like you to believe that an ICU nurse who was peacefully observing ICE activity, who was coming to the aid of a community member who'd been brutally beaten by ICE agents with the perhaps-futile agenda of de-escalating the conflict, who was then repaid for his de-escalation attempt with an execution-style bullet to the back of his head, was USING VIOLENCE AS A WEAPON OF INTIMIDATION OR COERCION. 

Yet here, in his vain attempt at changing the public narrative, Stephen Miller has actually done us a solid. He has given us a useful definition of what ICE is and what their agenda is:

They are terrorists. And they are using violence as a weapon of intimidation of coercion. 

Okay, so that actually helps. We'd actually owe this slithering, snakelike sexual deviant a "thank you" card if not for the inevitability of him shedding slime-husk from his creepy-guy-claws all over it and rendering it unreadable.  ICE is The Administration's terrorist arm and we must treat it as such. So how do you deal with terrorists? Ask Obama. 

Meaning, we cannot treat them as we would Roscoe P. Coltrane and Enos, i.e. regular law enforcement officers attending to their duties in a befuddled and corrupt but semi-standardized sort of way.

We must treat them as what they objectively are... masked and armed goons whose sole mission is bringing terror to America's cities, with a presidential mandate of legalized murder, torture, and targeted assassinations, for the purpose of bringing us all under His Heel. 

Which brings us back to Stephen Miller's doll-fucking. 

Ask anyone from Santa Monica, CA between the ages of 38-42 about Stephen Miller and they will tell you the same thing: he's a fucking creep. His SaMoHi classmates unofficially dubbed him "mostly likely to go Columbine" and in a sense, that's exactly what he did, but on a far grander scale than any school shooter with an unfilled Haldol prescription and the keys to their stepdad's gun locker could've ever dreamed. 

He is Columbining the entire country for reasons that only he understands but is likely tied to the fact that a hot Latina babe rightfully rejected his advances. 

American fascism is not rooted in national rebirth so much as it is rooted in national MALE rebirth. It's the hyper-extension of the men's rights movement wherein a bunch of unfuckable mediocre gamer bois thought that the only reason they were still virgins well into their 20s was not because of their poor social skills, bad personal hygiene and lack of interesting things to say to anyone not obsessed with the same stupid first-person shooter as they were -- but because of "woke."

And "woke" here could mean feminism or racial equity or LGBTQ+ allyship or independent video game journalism or really anything that did not frame these entitled basement-dwelling sentient ED-commercials as the Rightful Heirs to the Universe. 

Stephen Miller grew up wealthy in one of the wealthiest cities of America. He went to a public school, which probably still drives him mad, but likely because his parents thought socializing with people beneath his social status would make him better at talking to the gardeners in a way that did not make them want to punch Young Stephen in his preternaturally-punchable face. Understandable but also a terrible idea, because it only made Young Stephen worse. And when the rumored object of his desire, his crush, his obsession - this sassy chola lassie - did not bend to his will and break him off a piece of the sweet teen-taco that he, in his white-privileged mind, rightfully deserved — was ENTITLED to simply by essence of him being fucking Stephen Miller of all things — he did not learn the lesson that guys like him are expected to learn — that women are autonomous human beings possessing their own agency, will, and determination — but instead sought to channel his humiliation-fueled rage into something destructive. He, no doubt, flushed the remaining Haldol in his bottle down the shitter and went searching for the keys to his stepdad's gun locker before realizing that he did not have a stepdad, and this was Santa Monica which is as politically liberal as it is well-to-do. There were no guns here. 

So that adolescent rapey horn dog rage was pointed instead toward something that he COULD control, something that WOULD bend to his will. Something that he could claim possession over and ownership of and use as he saw fit to quench his desires then stash away in a sock drawer until the urge struck again. Something with the same raven hair and alabaster skin as the object of his unrequited lust but without all that insufferable agency: A doll. A porcelain doll. 

These tales of doll-fuckery do not come from my imagination, though I certainly wish I could've summoned something this bizarre from the ether. No, these tales come straight from the White House. This "inside baseball"  account of Miller's proclivities have followed him around his entire career, and while that alone does not mean they are true, this DOES:

White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play With Dolls

A profile of Trump’s top henchman touched on long-whispered “doll play” rumors.

If the White House — or rather Bizarro Superman White House because its reality is the 180 degree opposite of OUR reality -- says its not true, then that certainly, definitively means that it is, in fact, true.

Stephen Miller fucks dolls.   Consider it a fact, and consider it every time that anthropomorphized tapeworm opens his parasitic maw on the Sunday morning news shows.