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This Week In Hell

November 16, 2025

Another week, another idea from a tech company that would, in any sane society, provoke the kind of outraged horror from the general population that used to...

No-Fun-Damentalism

November 14, 2025

It’s the end of the world. Probably. I haven’t checked. The truth is that I’ve survived so many apocalypses at this point in my life that I stopped keeping...

I (Will Have) Told You So.

November 7, 2025

Every so often, I get into a conversation with someone about A.I. This is a terrible idea, and I need to stop doing it. Unfortunately, the subject is in the...

Flagging Enthusiasm

November 3, 2025

A few months back, committed racists and xenophobes had the irritating idea to start plastering every square inch of the UK - or at least England - with...

Same As The Old Email If you're reading this… well, go outside. Read a book. Do something more productive. But if you received this email, you might have...