Urgent Medical Cab Request
Hi all,
This mail is to let you know that Md Asifur Rahman and I have decided to travel together to and fro work from now on. I am helping him conceive a baby and so require a medical cab where we can get the job done at peace, with privacy, and without any outside interference.
Please arrange a small cab for the two of us, preferably with tinted glasses or foldable curtains so that when we are naked inside in each other’s arms, people do not get to see us engaging in some hot action, both before and after work. The driver must be trustworthy and we do not want any legal hassle. Oh, and by the way, I am a divorcee and have also been fired from many companies due to this before.
This mail is final.
@Asif, please approve.
Devika Bhattacharya
Team Manager
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