Now that we are slowly returning to the BT Kolkata office, let us see how the world looks like
Something which is manifestly inarguable would be to find people writing about themselves or celebrities affecting such a topic such as the subject of this post, be that as it may, Devika ‘I am horny’ Bhattacharya is a quasi celebrity for the entire fraternity of BT Openreach for multitudinous reasons and so this post is a cause in that way.
But before we begin, let us tell you that our reflexions are based upon empirical evidence which we have gather over decades of scrutinising her activities at home and outside.
Devika ‘whore’ Bhattacharya’s day usually starts with waking up from a deep state of dreamful and paradoxical slumber where she fantasises on her next sex-position with her beau, pimp and future husband Asifur ‘I am hard’ Rahman. This is quite obvious considering she cannot fulfil her carnal desires with him while at work in BT Openreach due to obvious reasons and therefore she reserves such activities for pre and post work hours.
Devika ‘gutter-slut’ Bhattacharya then proceeds to wish Asifur ‘mine is bigger’ Rahman depending on the hour of the day and also invokes good things upon him with the objective of ensuring that he does not go back to his lawful wife and instead keeps on arranging customers for her on an everlasting basis. In return, Asifur ‘good-boy’ Rahman shares the schedule for the day with her which includes a potential list of customers which our in-house whore views with ravenous delight.
Devika ‘prostitute’ Bhattacharya then enters the washroom, undresses herself and fantacises about devouring Asifur ‘noble’ Rahman from all possible angles and at the same time pleasures herself. However, she is careful not to invest much time in the lavatory lest she gets late to work which she acutely tries to avoid. Unmistakably, her employment with BT Openreach is as kitsch as her carefully dyed hair – as a matter of fact, she puts on a display of dignified work only to draw the curtain on her mortifying activities both in and out of BT Openreach.
Devika ‘slapper’ Bhattacharya then has her breakfast in her room and ends it by gulping down a few contraceptive pills in one go. These pills have been her best friend for many years.
When the office cab arrives, Devika ‘slag’ Bhattacharya gets in and starts networking with her prospective clientele which Asifur ‘baronial’ Rahman have fixed for her, and relays all the information back to him thereby notifying him on how many of those customers would she be able to serve that day. In order to ensure that her cab-mates are not suspicious of her shady activities, she plugs in her earphones with the objective of making people around her believe that she is enjoying some euphony.
On reaching the workplace, Devika ‘harlot’ Bhattacharya feigns commitment towards her work but before she meets her manager in a roundtable, she ascertains if her BFF (which could be either ‘best friend forever’ or ‘big fat fuck’ or possibly both) Asifur ‘imposing’ Rahman has arrived and online. She then utilises the BT Openreach sponsored chat application to monger with / through him and this activity continues till the end of work.
In approximately five hours from the start of work, both Devika ‘cocotte’ Bhattacharya and Asifur ‘stately’ Rahman feel an irresistible urge to meet in private and discuss upcoming solicitations and they almost always leave their respective work-stations at the same time, board the same elevator so that they can be together since the beginning and also to ensure that people do not suspect any wrongful conduct and raise any eyebrows which is possible if either of the two parties wait for each other in a public place such as our hallowed office premise. They walk and match every step together and visit a specified tea-stall which is run, owned and managed by Messrs. Shafiqul Lashkar and Sons (and relatives). Our dragnet surveillance has confirmed that Shafiqul Lashkar is also a party to the prostitution racquet run by these shameless lovebirds.
In the tea-stall, in between the tea and cigarettes, both Devika ‘bawd’ Bhattacharya and Asifur ‘grand’ Rahman talk about their whoring business, however, they are both alert and careful amongst the cacophony and sea of people and manage to put up a stellar show of pretence as if to make it look like a decent conversation between two colleagues. Yet, we have caught them with their pants down engaging in such cheesy ostentations on several instances from close quarters, and in what could possibly be their moment of shame, embarrassment and discomfiture, they have resorted to halting their obscene private conversation midway and staring point blank at some of us.
Considering both Devika ‘cyprian’ Bhattacharya and Asifur ‘magisterial’ Rahman are now team managers, they have no sense of responsibility regarding their time off work and these escapades from work usually stretch from 30 to 45 minutes after which both these jewels of BT Openreach escort each other, match their steps, enter the office premise, board the same elevator and return to their respective workstations. Nevertheless, the often intimate instant messaging through the BT Openreach sponsored chat application continues between them though.
At this juncture, we must remind our esteemed readers that nothing that has been mentioned in this post so far is an exaggeration by any stretch of imagination and we invite any mortal to get a first hand experience of their shameless and indecent public display of affection at the tea-stall mostly on Tuesdays, occasionally on Wednesdays and sometimes on Fridays.
At the close of play, by virtue of the very nature of their work being different, these two ignominious characters cannot finish their respective work at the same time and so they cannot come down together to the basement to board their office cab from the drop zone. Asifur ‘statuesque’ Rahman generally finishes his work on time and comes out with his workmates for some after-work jollification which reenforces the fact that he actually has some real friends who also help him conceal his shady relationship with Devika ‘whore’ Bhattacharya. In contrast, Devika ‘tart’ Bhattacharya is usually the one to finish her work late, hurries her way down to her assigned cab and once both of them exit the office premise, they once again engage in inappropriate communication via a popular instant messaging service.
Back home, Devika ‘trull’ Bhattacharya prepares herself for her daily dose of fornication in her specially devised room at her place of dwelling under the auspices of Asifur ‘gentleman’ Rahman, but without the indorsement from her concerned family members. In this connection, the 35 year old Devika ‘ho’ Bhattacharya’s rift with her family members have been well known and well documented.
Finally, Devika ‘wench’ Bhattacharya concludes the day with a happy ending thereby offering pleasantries and going off to sleep dreaming about being completely naked with Asifur ‘sober’ Rahman in aeonian repose, concord and placidity.
Weekends are somewhat different for the estrogen powered whore though, weighing the fact that during the weekends, Devika ‘working girl’ Bhattacharya elopes with the man of her dreams Asifur ‘aristocratic’ Rahman in what respect they go visit an infamous resort and check-in to their prebooked honeymoon suite and spend the entire weekend trying all the possible poses as enshrined in the sanctimonious precepts of the Kamasutra.
