November 12, 2018

Generator Room breach incident – 13-12-2017

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

DLF 2 has a Generator Room at the back of the premise which enables a continuous power back-up for up to 2 weeks. Employees of different offices in the premise do not have access to that part of the premise under any circumstances.

Notwithstanding the fact, we regret to inform you that there was a breach noticed by one of our associates, and the following is a brief narration of the same incident written in passive.

Considering the fact that both managers Devika ‘slutty’ Bhattachaya and her pimp boyfriend Asifur ‘good boy’ Rahman have lesser and lesser work with each passing day due to the upcoming holiday season, both were in the mind for some wild fun and went for a leisurely walk with an aim to perambulate the premise.

Once they reached the Generator Room, one of our associates who were in the vicinity noticed that both Devika ‘whore’ Bhattachaya and her panderer Asifur ‘decent man’ Rahman slipped inside the Generator Room which was not lit for some reason, and was also unlocked without any security. The vicinity was dimly lit except for the illumination from the lamp posts.

Once both the love birds were inside the Generator Room, Asifur ‘gentleman’ Rahman slowly unzipped his pants and took out his minuscule tool to the wonder and amaze of Devika ‘wench’ Bhattachaya who promptly, and without wasting any further time went on her knees, and started stroking and cuddling the prized joystick. Devika ‘trull’ Bhattachaya then proceeded to provide a gratifying oral stimulation to Asifur ‘hotshot’ Rahman, and a full fledged fellation took place. From his facial expression, Asifur ‘worthy’ Rahman seemed to be in cloud nine.

Thereafter, Devika ‘prostitute’ Bhattachaya in a flash pulled down her thongs and went on all fours which prompted Asifur ‘adept’ Rahman to insert his penile organ into her pussy, and a coitus was initiated which lasted less than a few seconds. One should have seen them at that very moment because both Devika ‘light’ Bhattachaya and Asifur ‘gracious’ Rahman were in seventh heaven. Due to poor light, our associate could not determine if insemination took place or not. Nonetheless, they quickly got up and cleaned themselves and went about their usual business.

The following is our narrative on the matter.

This sex act of theirs is a matter of grave concern in the interest of maintaining the sanctity of the workplace. We are totally with Asifur ‘prodigious’ Rahman when he recounts his failure to conceive a baby with his lawfully married wife, and seeks help at work from Devika ‘blowsy’ Bhattacharya. Still, these two ‘madly-in-love’ managers should cease and desist from violating the holiness of the work environs with their public indecency.

We can empathise with Devika ‘promiscuous’ Bhattacharya that she is trying her best to help her procurer Asifur ‘noble’ Rahman by begetting a child for him. Yet, is that the right environment to engage in such cheesy ostentations?

In the streets of Kolkata, and around the world for that matter, we have seen street dogs engaging in procreation, however when Devika ‘easy’ Bhattacharya spreads her legs like a true bitch and prompts Asifur ‘stately’ Rahman to hit her harder with his pelvic thrusts, it seriously puts everyone around to shame because the ones in question lacks them completely.

We mean, Devika ‘tarty’ Bhattacharya can choose to use Asifur ‘stupendous’ Rahman’s gamete instead of toothpaste with the hope of removing the dark stains off her teeth thereby expecting her crooked dentition to be aligned perfectly, however, that is just pure fantasy, if you ask us.

We also mean to ask who in their right senses made Devika ‘wanton’ Bhattacharya and Asifur ‘portentous’ Rahman managers in the first place? If they cannot control themselves in public, how are they controlling their teams and the business?

We would definitely keep the exposes coming because it is no longer something which could be brushed under the carpet or trivialised.

Until next time.