Episode 2: The ‘burden’ at home
Devika ‘cocotte’ Bhattacharya has officially been divorced for more than two and a half years even though the period of time that she has lived with her husband in her in-laws’ place has been for an even shorter duration.
The very fact that she had a messy and short-lived married life has rendered offense to the moral sensibilities and has also injured the reputation of her father – Mister Govinda Kripa ‘concerned’ Bhattacharya, her mother – Missus Sukla ‘clueless’ Bhattacharya, her elder brother – Mister Rajendra ‘Raju’ Bhattacharya, her sister-in-law – Missus Sayanti ‘analphabetic’ Bhattacharya, as well as her nephew – Master Bimbo ‘greenhorn’ Bhattacharya.
Devika ‘harlot’ Bhattacharya’s deeds and actions have always been a constant source of disgrace for the entire Bhattacharya clan at Rahara; even people who are remotely acquainted with her know her as a ‘conniving cunt’.
Despite anything to the contrary, it takes great physical or mental effort for a father, mother or a brother to permanently dispose and do away with their eternal burden – Devika ‘bawd’ Bhattacharya – the gonorrhea and syphilis infested ‘woman of the street’ who regularly engages in sexual intercourse with random people for lucre.
Devika ‘cyprian’ Bhattacharya’s mussy divorce was settled after she, being the unblushing woman that she is, obtained a hefty alimony from her in-laws. Regardless of this, she continues to hassle them even to this day much to the chagrin of her parents.
Devika ‘tart’ Bhattacharya had falsely alleged that she was subject to torture at the hands of her husband, father-in-law and mother-in-law, and then framed them and sent them to jail on uncorroborated charges. Being the artful shrew that she is, they were released only after she profited from their misfortunes.
The Bhattacharyas – Govinda Kripa, Sukla, Rajendra (Raju), Sayanti and Bimbo are utterly repelled by the nauseating antics of Devika ‘trollop’ Bhattacharya so much so that they do not even have any affable relations with her. It is an open secret that they have disowned her a long time ago. Yet, the soon to be 36 year old Devika ‘slattern’ Bhattacharya refuses to vacate the dwelling of her parents and continues to be an eternal burden to them.
Going by insider reports, Devika ‘floozy’ Bhattacharya’s family is contemplating a mass ‘felo-de-se’ because they simply cannot put up with her or her antics any longer. Good luck to them from BT and Openreach.