A message for Shri Govinda Kripa Bhattacharya (Membership No-007)
Respected Govinda uncle:
This is a mail from The Shape and this concerns your daughter - Devika Bhattacharya.
We are in the middle of a typhoon in the South China Sea and our satellite signal is flaky and so we are going to keep it short this time.
Since this is the first time we are communicating via mail we are also going to keep this clean and not include any parts of the speech to describe Devika. We also promise not to include this interaction on any of our websites provided you promise not to waste your time visiting your local cyber crime bureau with any information which you feel would help you track us down - please give up - your daughter could not track us and never will. No living being can. You are also old - for someone born on 04 Jan 1948 you are way past your prime and the last thing we want to do is to inconvenience you. LOL!
The last time we called you on your mobile number 9432228336 we spoke to you about your family cheating M/S Ganapati Builders to the tune of INR. 105000 with regards to case number CC/233/2016 pertaining to the two-storied building at Flat No. 201 Floor-II P31 Senhati Colony Behala Kolkata 700034.
This is a follow-up to that phone call. This cheating business does not really surprise us in any way - ask Devika - ask her how many entities she has cheated since her time in Mumbai. Ask her how many innocent lives she has destroyed. Ask her about the number of lies that she peddles everyday. Ask and you shall receive.
We understand that your daughter is facing a difficult moment of time since this pandemic started considering she is unable to meet Asifur like the way she used to in the past. We cannot help her with that. Sorry!
But there is one thing that we can and will do provided she mends her ways - we can undo everything and that may remove the scar from her heart. We are also willing to embrace her with open arms if she stops destroying Asifur's life and reputation. Asifur has a wife and a family but Devika has none. She is your burden. She is Sukla aunty's burden. She is Raju's burden. She is Sayanti's burden. Very soon she will be Bimbo's burden too if she continues living like that in your abode at Khardah.
Let this serve as a gentle nudge. We would call you once again at 9432228336 after a few weeks for another follow-up but if we see that there is no improvement then we would come up with our next issue (Episode 11) which would be aptly titled 'When Asifur's anaconda met Devika's taco' and this write-up would once again be based on facts just like all the others.
Best,
The Shape
Hello Devika:
The Shape is back! By the way, that is a cute cub, but not as cute as yourself.
One day we would meet in a different world. Love you till eternity!
Yours truly,
The Shape