On being undone by the cloying, saccharine, almost inane emotionality of Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahani.

I could write at least a couple more taglines and headlines and catchphrases about the movie, but I need to get to the writing also, at least at some point. The movie that most of us have found enamored, cornered, and surprised by this last fortnight has been this one — RARKPK.