The Return
hello, my dudes and dudettes! Trenton here from 10MVC, and today i have great news! the blast is back! you may have noticed that Ksden isnt writing this, and there is a reason for this. I propose that the weekly email blast is a now a 10MVC collective activity. What i mean by this is that if you feel like you want to write a blast, write one and send it to ksden who will then send it to everyone on the email list. The weekly blast is a huge burden to put on one mans back, and it was wrong of us to get upset with ksden when he wanted to take a break from writing. If we all participate in the blast, there will be a bigger variation in quality and content, and we all get to have fun by pouring our hearts out to our friends! You dont need to if you dont want to, though! Completely optional! Anyways, onto the content!
My friends, it has been another great week for 10MVC. New art is put up at The Gooplex: Mario in a Game Grumps T-Shirt and Crown With Tits On It. This new installation was met with mixed reviews, but im glad youre all warming up to it. Beside it resides the incredible post modern masterpiece: Super Yeezy Ball by Marshall Bond Age 22. i really believe this house gets better with each passing day. Aside from the art, eamon has been putting in work in the backyard and managed to remove an entire fucking tree from the backyard with his bare hands. I originally believed i was the manliest man in the house (because i work with my hands, like a manly man) but eamon has proved to me that he is simply oozing with testosterone. me/alex/kaden have been going to the gym fairly consistently recently, so please remember to hide your girlfriends around us. We are now chads and are now capable of anything. Fear us. Marshall has been an incredibly productive and responsible young adult working with many large fish at work. We are all very proud of him and cant wait for the day he steals all the fish and releases them back into the wild, as Salmon populations are quickly falling. Jacob has been hanging out with brenna and is very excited to not go to a wedding. Alex, however, is very excited to go to a wedding and ruin his bosses life when he makes love to her under the wedding cake. We are all very excited for you, alex! Ones first time is a very important event so we hope everything goes smooth for you. Today is an incredibly important day for every single person reading this, roke day! I am very excited to see my friends and listen to everyone sing their hearts out. It has been a few weeks without roke and i am having serious withdrawls. I expect every person to sing at least one song in order to help with the 10MVC take over of o’ flannigans. I hope the mc isnt a big smelly bitch this time and lets me do mr brightside. Speaking of an mc, im gonna talk about death grips now.
10MVC Trenton Artist Spotlight : deaf gwips
id like to introduce a segment i will be doing in my blasts that i like to call “10MVC Trenton Artist Spotlight” where i talk about a band i like in hope to introduce you guys to some true slappers that bap in the whap. I will give a short breakdown of the band and list some songs i enjoy by them. In anticipation for their upcoming album, year of the snitch, i will be talking about the only good angry rapper, Death Grips.
Death Grips is a dubstep trio from somewhere in America i think. The band comprises of Andy “fuck hes creepy” Morin, Zach “no love deep dick” Hill, and Stefan “MC ‘MineCraft’ Ride” Burnit. Their sound has been described as bad, too loud, kinda spooky, and stupid. While no one in the world actually enjoys their music, they pretend they do in fear of anthony fantano (the secret 4th member) not liking them. Many real celebrities say they like their music too, like icelandic Goddess Bjork (prononced be-jork) and New York punk Rocker and anime artist Ezra Koenig, not to be confused with New York idm producer Nick Koenig. They have made a lot of albums, each with a different sound. Exmilitary is loud, The Money Store sampled cell phone ringtone sounds and the Vancouver sky train, No Love Deep Web has a picture of a cock, government plates is bad and no one likes it, the powers that b is confusing for the first half and sounds like Metallica for the second half, no one listens to their instrumental albums, bottomless pit is like the Money $tore but different i guess, and Steroids is their first official House album(deadmau5 got mad at them for blatantly stealing his “every song transitions to the next” idea from his 2012 masterpiece 4x4=12(which is incorrect math by the way)). Theyre an ok band but my parents hate them and wont let me get a Money Store tattoo.
If u want to make urself into a worse person and start listening to death grips, heres some good songs by them:
ive seen footage (sounds like a damn talking heads song)
hacker (it was in some gun shooting game so it has to be good)
hunger games (McChicken ride says “i got the nasty in my taxi/you need a lift?/you can sit between the backseat and my dick” and thats a really funny line to me
you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for its your brand new leapord skin pillbox hat (this song just goes dumb hard and kinda sounds like dubstep and as you know i love dubstep)
say hey kid (he doesnt swear in this song so you can play it in front of your grandparents
steroids (its actually like 7 songs but it good)