Marshall blast
I have to write this blast so I will do it fast.
My blast is a poem,
Please don’t be aghast.
Labour day is today, so sad but it’s true.
I’m stuck at home, but I want to be with all of you.
No roke tonight, as we’re loathed by the DJ.
Another place we shall try, fuck Flannie’s. Them, I won’t pay.
/r/Leagueoflegends got mad, and Zach got invested,
And Eamon now plans to get a redneck arrested.
I set a world record, which I now must defend.
While other boys almost bought Iroh a friend.
We said Jacob’s a furry, an unferda maneuver,
But it’s not our fault he knew about Vanhoover.
He also ate curry powder, which tasted like hell.
And Alex now has enough WoW gold to play until Noel.
Here is your weekly dose of cute dog:
And an anime girl, I would drink like eggnog:
Anime tiddy, that I find quite dashing:
And finally a meme, so you end the blast laughing:
And though the blast always fills me with bliss,
Almost as much as the girl reading this.
I wrote this blast quick and so it was lame,
I leave you with this, our calling card, game?