10:21pm blast from "WHERE IS MY BLAST REEE" Ben Raine
Hello memers and welcome to a very special email blast coming from everyone's favourite lazy memer, Ben!
Let's get right into the week in review!
Eamon has been in Bumfield sitting on rocks and eating crabs
Ryan has left Kelowna and is back in Icky Vicky. We will miss you dearly u cute lil boy.
Zach has been staying up past his bed time playing too much halo reach and drinking mountain dew, so now his tummy hurts. That isn't gonna stop him though, he's still BEASTING on tinder and going on hot dates.
Alex is finally home from his vacation! He stayed in the luxurious Rose Valley mountains of West Kelowna.
Trenton worked hard and released a fun song! It was good
I went to Castlegar, and that wasn't fun. Then Dan and I made a card game! Next time the boys all hang out we can play a game we totally made ourselves/stole from a licensed board game dealer
Marshall is a free seaman, ready to cast his sail on bigger and better jobs. Everyone be on the lookout for a cool job for our super cool friend so he can make fat stacks of cool cash.
Now we're going to my personal section, Ben's Interviews!
Alex's Interview:
B: Did you miss being at the house? A: Uhhhh. No laughs I enjoyed being able to be naked all the time and the house being clean
B: What did you miss about the gooplex? A: I miss not watching any vine comps for a week. That was rough. My phones at 20 percent and it's only 10am.
Kaden's Interview:
B: What have you been doing all week? K: Fucking your mom lol
B: How was the house when Eamon, Alex and I were gone? K: Good. Clean
B: What did you miss the most about us being gone? K: Coming home to DIY videos and tasty food compilations.
Trenton's Interview:
B: How was this week without 3 of your favourite boys? T: Sad. I didn't do shit, it was boring
B: What did you miss the most about us not being here? T: Hearing you guys yell all the time
Eamon's interview:
B: What are you up to right now? E: Just reading some papers on some Mantis Shrimp
B: Tell me a fun fact about the Mantis Shrimp. E: Supposedly they have cut people's fingers off before.
B: Have you missed us? E: So much. How could I not?
B: What's the coolest thing you've done so far? E: Hmm... uhhh.... huh. Good question. One of the coolest thing we did was we got on a boat and had a weighted net so it sinks right to the bottom, and then you drag it across the ocean and see what you find. We found sea cucumbers, sea urchins, lots of crabs, lots of shrimp, and some snails.
You probably are all aware that Trenton and Kaden have birthdays coming up this week! That means it's time to pull ourselves together one more time for a big drunk mess. Especially after last week's haunted roke, we need a night to redeem ourselves and have a fun time with all of our friends. I promise I won't pick up a crow this time.
Animal Tiddy of the Week Hello memers and welcome to a very special email blast coming from everyone's favourite lazy memer, Ben!
Let's get right into the week in review!
Eamon has been in Bumfield sitting on rocks and eating crabs
Ryan has left Kelowna and is back in Icky Vicky. We will miss you dearly u cute lil boy.
Zach has been staying up past his bed time playing too much halo reach and drinking mountain dew, so now his tummy hurts. That isn't gonna stop him though, he's still BEASTING on tinder and going on hot dates.
Alex is finally home from his vacation! He stayed in the luxurious Rose Valley mountains of West Kelowna.
Trenton worked hard and released a fun song! It was good
I went to Castlegar, and that wasn't fun. Then Dan and I made a card game! Next time the boys all hang out we can play a game we totally made ourselves/stole from a licensed board game dealer
Marshall is a free seaman, ready to cast his sail on bigger and better jobs. Everyone be on the lookout for a cool job for our super cool friend so he can make fat stacks of cool cash.
Now we're going to my personal section, Ben's Interviews!
Alex's Interview: B: Did you miss being at the house? A: Uhhhh. No laughs I enjoyed being able to be naked all the time and the house being clean
B: What did you miss about the gooplex? A: I miss not watching any vine comps for a week. That was rough. My phones at 20 percent and it's only 10am.
Kaden's Interview: B: What have you been doing all week? K: Fucking your mom lol
B: How was the house when Eamon, Alex and I were gone? K: Good. Clean
B: What did you miss the most about us being gone? K: Coming home to DIY videos and tasty food compilations.
Trenton's Interview: B: How was this week without 3 of your favourite boys? T: Sad. I didn't do shit, it was boring
B: What did you miss the most about us not being here? T: Hearing you guys yell all the time
Eamon's interview: B: What are you up to right now? E: Just reading some papers on some Mantis Shrimp
B: Tell me a fun fact about the Mantis Shrimp. E: Supposedly they have cut people's fingers off before.
B: Have you missed us? E: So much. How could I not?
B: What's the coolest thing you've done so far? E: Hmm... uhhh.... huh. Good question. One of the coolest thing we did was we got on a boat and had a weighted net so it sinks right to the bottom, and then you drag it across the ocean and see what you find. We found sea cucumbers, sea urchins, lots of crabs, lots of shrimp, and some snails.
You probably are all aware that Trenton and Kaden have birthdays coming up this week! That means it's time to pull ourselves together one more time for a big drunk mess. Especially after last week's haunted roke, we need a night to redeem ourselves and have a fun time with all of our friends. I promise I won't pick up a crow this time.
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