Thank you to all the subscribers who voted for change to Sameach email frequency. Most of the respondents voted to keep the emails coming daily. There will be no change to how often Sameach jokes are sent out. Enjoy! - A Jewish man walks into a bar in Germany. He sits down and orders a beer. The bar is quiet today and the bartender is kind of bored, so he starts a conversation with this man. They talk for some time until they come across the topic of religion. “Yeah, I’m Jewish,” says the man. The bartender is in shock: “I’m terribly sorry for Holocaust, oh my, we did horrible things to you.” The Jewish man doesn’t know how to react. It feels wrong to just respond with "It’s okay..." The bartender cuts the silence first: ”If there is anything I can do for you, just say.” The man thinks for a moment. “A free beer maybe?” “Oh, I mean if I could I totally would, but the owner would kill me if he found out…”, says the bartender. “Yeah, don’t worry, it is not your fault… After all, you are just following orders, right?” Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com | 
