While conducting a routine inspection, the colonel arrived at the mess hall door where he met 2 KPs (Kitchen Patrol) with a large soup kettle.

"Let me taste that," the colonel snapped. One of the men fetched a big spoon and handed it respectfully to the CO, who plunged the ladle into the pot and took a large mouth-full of the steaming liquid, smacking his lips critically.

Then he let out a roar that could be heard back at headquarters. "Do you call that soup?" He bellowed.

"No, sir," explained one of the KPs. "Its dishwater we were just throwing out."

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