A man shows up to work one day with bandages on both of his ears. “Oy—what happened to you?” his co-worker asks empathetically. “Don’t ask,” the man replies. “I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.” “Oy, that’s horrible!” the friend commiserates. “But what about the other ear?” “The guy called back!” Today's joke was taken from ChabadNaples.com | 
