While addressing the Soviet Council, Stalin gets a note: "Somebody plans to kill you."

Stalin continues his speech undisturbed. Then he receives a second note: "The assassin is one of our leaders." Stalin doesn’t react.

A KGB agent comes over and whispers: "The assassin is in this room!" Stalin lifts his eyes and says: "Third row, second man from the left."

The KGB agent jumps on the man and finds him armed with a pistol. "How did you know?" they all ask Stalin.

"Simple, Comrades. As Lenin said: “Enemies of the revolution never sleep”."

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