While addressing the Soviet Council, Stalin gets a note: "Somebody plans to kill you." Stalin continues his speech undisturbed. Then he receives a second note: "The assassin is one of our leaders." Stalin doesn’t react. A KGB agent comes over and whispers: "The assassin is in this room!" Stalin lifts his eyes and says: "Third row, second man from the left." The KGB agent jumps on the man and finds him armed with a pistol. "How did you know?" they all ask Stalin. "Simple, Comrades. As Lenin said: “Enemies of the revolution never sleep”." Today's joke was taken from BenLewisProjects.com. | 
