An Arab enters a taxi.

After he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the times of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel’s and certainly no radio...

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing, man?”

The cabbie answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get out and wait for a camel.”

Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com

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 מִזְמוֹר לְדָוִד יְהוָה רֹעִי לֹא אֶחְסָר
בִּנְאוֹת דֶּשֶׁא יַרְבִּיצֵנִי עַל מֵי מְנֻחוֹת יְנַהֲלֵנִי
 נַפְשִׁי יְשׁוֹבֵב יַנְחֵנִי בְמַעְגְּלֵי צֶדֶק לְמַעַן שְׁמוֹ
 גַּם כִּי אֵלֵךְ בְּגֵיא צַלְמָוֶת לֹא אִירָא רָע כִּי אַתָּה עִמָּדִי שִׁבְטְךָ וּמִשְׁעַנְתֶּךָ הֵמָּה יְנַחֲמֻנִי
 תַּעֲרֹךְ לְפָנַי שֻׁלְחָן נֶגֶד צֹרְרָי דִּשַּׁנְתָּ בַשֶּׁמֶן רֹאשִׁי כּוֹסִי רְוָיָה
אַךְ טוֹב וָחֶסֶד יִרְדְּפוּנִי כָּל יְמֵי חַיָּי וְשַׁבְתִּי בְּבֵית יְהוָה לְאֹרֶךְ יָמִים