It was the man’s first trip by airplane. He was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and counted to one hundred.

When he opened his eyes he looked out of the windows. “See those tiny people down there,” he said to the man sitting next to him, “don’t they look like ants?”

“They are ants,” the man said. “We haven’t left the ground yet.”

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