A Mossad agent, a CIA agent, and a KGB agent decide to make a bet on which agency has better training. The rules are simple: there are two elephants hidden in this huge forest, and they must find them as quickly as possible. The CIA agent goes first and comes back a week after with the elephants. Then the KGB agent enters the forest and four days later comes back with elephants too. The Mossad agent enters the forest and comes back after only 24 hours with two mice. "They confessed to being elephants." |