A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write G-d a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to G-d, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to G-d, which read: Dear G-d: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys deducted $95 in taxes. Today's joke was taken from TheYeshivaWorld.com | 
