A middle-aged man sitting at an airport bar in JFK noticed a handsome young man sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, he must be a flight attendant. But which airline does he work for? How do I strike up a conversation?"

Hoping to connect to him, he leaned towards him and uttered the Delta slogan, "Do you keep climbing?"

The flight attendant returned a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh, he doesn't work for Delta." A moment later, another slogan popped into is head. It was American. He leaned towards him again, "Am I why you fly?"

He gets the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "Does good lead the way?"

This time the young man turned on him, "Are you crazy? Can you shut your idiotic mouth? What do you want from me?! Bug off!"

The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhh, El Al!"

Today's joke was taken from ChabadNaples.com