A New York Jew was traveling by train to Texas. He was a bit nervous since he'd never left the city and had heard wild tales of lawlessness out west, especially dangerous for Jews.

As the train approached its destination, several large men entered his car. "Are there any Jews on this train?"

The Jew's worst fear had come to life.

They paced down the aisle, "I said, are there any Jews on this train?"

He sank lower in his seat, hoping he wouldn't be spotted.

"I SAID. ARE. THERE. ANY. JEWS. ON. THIS. TRAIN?"

Finally accepting his fate, the Jew stands up and says, "I am."

"Great! We need a tenth for a minyan!"

Please Daven for the unconditional release of:

Bar Avraham Kuperstein, 23

Bar Avraham ben Julia

לְדָוִ֗ד מִ֫זְמ֥וֹר לַֽ֖יי הָאָ֣רֶץ וּמְלוֹאָ֑הּ תֵּ֜בֵ֗ל וְיֹ֣שְׁבֵי בָֽהּ

כִּי ה֖וּא עַל־יַמִּ֣ים יְסָדָ֑הּ וְעַל־נְ֜הָר֗וֹת יְכֽוֹנְנֶֽהָ

מִי־יַֽ֖עֲלֶה בְּהַ֣ר יי וּמִי־יָ֜ק֗וּם בִּמְק֥וֹם קָדְשֽׁוֹ

נְקִ֥י כַפַּ֗יִם וּבַ֪ר לֵ֫בָ֥ב אֲשֶׁ֚ר לֹֽא־נָשָׂ֣א לַשָּׁ֣וְא נַפְשִׁ֑י וְלֹ֖א נִשְׁבַּ֣ע לְמִרְמָֽה

יִשָּׂ֣א בְ֖רָכָה מֵאֵ֣ת יי וּ֜צְדָקָ֗ה מֵֽאֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׁעֽוֹ

זֶה דּ֣וֹר דֹּֽרְשָׁ֑יו מְבַקְשֵׁ֥י פָ֜נֶ֗יךָ יַֽעֲקֹ֣ב סֶֽלָה

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