A Kurd enlisted in Hamas and announced that he was ready to be a suicide bomber. They equipped him with a gun, an explosive belt and a cell phone. The Kurd arrives in Tel Aviv, calls and announces that there are ten people around him and asks if he should commit suicide now. They answer him, “No, wait until there are more people.” He calls again and says that he is now in a crowd of a hundred people. They answer him, “Okay, now.” The Kurd takes out his gun and shoots himself in the head. |