I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was ‘crazy’ and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in heaven's name are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you’re going?!"

She said, "I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark."

Today's joke was taken from TheYeshivaWorld.com

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