One sunny day Chaim and Yaakov were driving down the road in Chaim’s car when he suddenly drove right through a red light. Yaakov thought this was a bit odd but decided not to say anything.

When Chaim drove through the second red light, Yaakov decided to pipe up and ask him why he was driving that way. Chaim answered, "It was something my Dad taught me".

Then, all of a sudden Chaim approached a green traffic light and started slowing down.

“Why in the world are you slowing down for a green light?” Yaakov asked.

“Well,” Chaim answered, "My Dad might be driving this way.”

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com

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