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September 24, 2025

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A Jewish guy runs home from work, panting and trying to catch his breath. He plops down at the kitchen table, where his wife is cooking dinner.

The wife asks, “What happened, Moshe? Why are you so exhausted?”

Moshe says with a huge smile, “Sarah, instead of taking the bus home from work today, I ran all the way behind it and saved $2.50!”

He was extremely proud of himself and thought his wife would be happy with him for saving money. Instead, his wife screams, “Moshe! Why didn’t you run behind a taxi, and save $15?!”

Please Daven for the unconditional release of:

Bar Avraham Kuperstein, 23

Bar Avraham ben Julia

לְדָוִ֗ד מִ֫זְמ֥וֹר לַֽ֖יי הָאָ֣רֶץ וּמְלוֹאָ֑הּ תֵּ֜בֵ֗ל וְיֹ֣שְׁבֵי בָֽהּ

כִּי ה֖וּא עַל־יַמִּ֣ים יְסָדָ֑הּ וְעַל־נְ֜הָר֗וֹת יְכֽוֹנְנֶֽהָ

מִי־יַֽ֖עֲלֶה בְּהַ֣ר יי וּמִי־יָ֜ק֗וּם בִּמְק֥וֹם קָדְשֽׁוֹ

נְקִ֥י כַפַּ֗יִם וּבַ֪ר לֵ֫בָ֥ב אֲשֶׁ֚ר לֹֽא־נָשָׂ֣א לַשָּׁ֣וְא נַפְשִׁ֑י וְלֹ֖א נִשְׁבַּ֣ע לְמִרְמָֽה

יִשָּׂ֣א בְ֖רָכָה מֵאֵ֣ת יי וּ֜צְדָקָ֗ה מֵֽאֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׁעֽוֹ

זֶה דּ֣וֹר דֹּֽרְשָׁ֑יו מְבַקְשֵׁ֥י פָ֜נֶ֗יךָ יַֽעֲקֹ֣ב סֶֽלָה

שְׂא֚וּ שְׁעָרִ֨ים | רָֽאשֵׁיכֶ֗ם וְ֖הִנָּֽשְׂאוּ פִּתְחֵ֣י עוֹלָ֑ם וְ֜יָב֗וֹא מֶ֣לֶךְ הַכָּבֽוֹד

מִ֥י זֶה֘ מֶ֚לֶךְ הַכָּ֫ב֥וֹד יְ֖י עִזּ֣וּז וְגִבּ֑וֹר י֜י גִּבּ֥וֹר מִלְחָמָֽה

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מִ֚י ה֣וּא זֶה֘ מֶ֪לֶךְ הַכָּ֫ב֥וֹד יי צְבָא֑וֹת ה֚וּא מֶ֖לֶךְ הַכָּב֣וֹד סֶֽלָה

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