Some ways to annoy cops:

1. When he talks to you, act like you're deaf.

2. Does he complain about your speed? Tell him you were too drunk to notice.

3. Touch him, gently and pleasantly.

4. Try to bribe him with chocolate.

5. When he approaches your car, ask him for his license.

6. When he says you were going over the speed limit, sing out loud: La! La! La! I can't hear you and I can't hear you.

7. If you're sitting in an interrogation, ask him to bring you a chocolate chip cookie with whipped cream and "something tasty on the side."

8. Yawn and complain that the interrogation is terribly boring.

9. Ask once a minute when they're done, because you're in such a hurry.

10. Repeat everything he says, in a mocking accent.

11. Mumble things to yourself.

12. Give him a slap on the back of the head while shouting, "Dude, what's the matter?"

13. Ask him to sit in the front of the car.

14. Speak in a low voice.

15. Pass him on the road and wave him goodbye.

16. Offer him something to smoke, to calm him down.

17. Tell him: "I recognize the problem in the logical path that led you to the incoherent suspicion that an illegal action is taking place here."

18. Ask him to let you feel his gun.

19. Remind him of the real criminals that the police don't even try to arrest.

20. Engage in a philosophical discussion with him about the nature of the law.

21. Step on his shoe.

22. Beg him to put handcuffs on you, because it's so much fun.

23. Yell: "Police state!", "Police state!".

24. Test him with trivia questions (for example: Who is the Minister of Public Security?).

25. Try to have a discussion with him about the government's economic policy.

26. Offer him a gum, preferably a bazooka.

27. Give him a warm and loving hug, and tell him how much you appreciate the personal sacrifice of the security forces for the sake of all of us.

28. Run away.

Please Daven for the immediate release of:

Eitan Horn, 38

Eitan ben Rut Idit

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