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April 25, 2025

Today's Joke

Two drunk Irishmen are in a graveyard. Paddy starts reading the gravestones.

"Mick," he says, "Would you look at this -- a fellow here was 90 when he died!"

"Who's that?" says Mick.

"Somebody called O'Toole from Kerry," he replies.

Mick says, "Never mind him, there's a fellow here called Murphy, who was 99 when he died! From Castletown of all places!

"Well that's nothing!" says Paddy. "What about what written on this fellow's stone, here right beside the gate! The stone says 147!"

"147? That's amazing!" says Mick. "Who was he?"

"Well according to the stone, it's somebody called Miles from Dublin."

Please Daven for the unconditional release of:

Yosef Chaim Ohana, 25

Yosef Chaim ben Miriam

לְדָוִד שָׁפְטֵנִי יי כִּי אֲנִי בְּתֻמִּי הָלַכְתִּי וּבַיי בָּטַחְתִּי לֹא אֶמְעָד

בְּחָנֵנִי יי וְנַסֵּנִי צָרְפָה כִלְיוֹתַי וְלִבִּי

כִּי חַסְדְּךָ לְנֶגֶד עֵינָי וְהִתְהַלַּכְתִּי בַּאֲמִתֶּךָ

לֹא יָשַׁבְתִּי עִם מְתֵי שָׁוְא וְעִם נַעֲלָמִים לֹא אָבוֹא

שָׂנֵאתִי קְהַל מְרֵעִים וְעִם רְשָׁעִים לֹא אֵשֵׁב

אֶרְחַץ בְּנִקָּיוֹן כַּפָּי וַאֲסֹבְבָה אֶת מִזְבַּחֲךָ יי

לַשְׁמִעַ בְּקוֹל תּוֹדָה וּלְסַפֵּר כָּל נִפְלְאוֹתֶיךָ

יי אָהַבְתִּי מְעוֹן בֵּיתֶךָ וּמְקוֹם מִשְׁכַּן כְּבוֹדֶךָ

אַל תֶּאֱסֹף עִם חַטָּאִים נַפְשִׁי וְעִם אַנְשֵׁי דָמִים חַיָּי

אֲשֶׁר בִּידֵיהֶם זִמָּה וִימִינָם מָלְאָה שֹּׁחַד

וַאֲנִי בְּתֻמִּי אֵלֵךְ פְּדֵנִי וְחָנֵּנִי

רַגְלִי עָמְדָה בְמִישׁוֹר בְּמַקְהֵלִים אֲבָרֵךְ יי

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