A fellow with a very sore shoulder went to his doctor for a consultation.

"It looks like it's just inflamed," the doctor said as he looked at the x-rays. "A cortisone shot would likely calm done the pain for a while."

"But will it hurt?" the patient asked.

The doctor responded, "I've given hundreds of these shots, and I've never felt a thing."

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