“I, Shmuel Cohen, being of sound mind do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. To my son Moshe, my first born, I leave one million dollars tax free. To my daughter Rivka, who was wonderful and always helped her mother with the dishes, I leave one million dollars. To my wife I leave two million dollars.
"Enjoy, dear family. Enjoy. To my brother-‐in-‐law Chaim, who smoked fancy cigars (mine), who lived with us ever since we got married, and who always said that I would never ever mention him in my will…
“Hello, Chaim!"
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