Robert White's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner he decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began interviewing several young lawyers.

Into his office, walked a Mr. Greenberg, Shmuel Greenberg. Interviewing Shmuel, Mr. White explains that "you can understand that in an investment business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question".

Mr. White leaned forward and questioned, “Mr. Greenberg, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

Shmuel responded, "Honest, let me tell you something about my honesty level. Why, I'm so honest that when my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education, I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”

“Very impressive,” replied Mr. White. “And what sort of case was that?”

Shmuel squirmed in his seat and said, “My father sued me for the money.”

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com.

Please Daven for the unconditional release of:

Gali Berman, 27

Gal ben Talia

לְדָוִ֡ד אֵ֘לֶ֚יךָ יְהֹוָ֨ה | אֶקְרָ֗א צוּרִי֘ אַל־תֶּֽחֱרַ֪שׁ מִ֫מֶּ֥נִּי פֶּן־תֶּֽחֱשֶׁ֥ה מִמֶּ֑נִּי וְ֜נִמְשַׁ֗לְתִּי עִם־י֥וֹרְדֵי בֽוֹר

שְׁמַ֚ע ק֣וֹל תַּֽ֖חֲנוּנַי בְּשַׁוְּעִ֣י אֵלֶ֑יךָ בְּנָשְׂאִ֥י יָ֜דַ֗י אֶל־דְּבִ֥יר קָדְשֶֽׁךָ

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