In the 1970s, a middle-aged man got upset with his neighbor and spilled a flower pot full of water out his window onto her. She got very upset and pressed charges against him. So the man had to go and get a lawyer to represent him, and the lawyer asked the judge for leniency, arguing that the man had lived his entire adult life in that neighborhood, he was an Army veteran, and he had never been in any trouble with the law. Aware of the man's age, the judge thought to ask him, "Did you serve during World War II?" "Yes, your honor," he said. "Did you see any action?" "Yes, I fought in the Battle of the Bulge, and I even saw General Patton once!" "And did you kill many of the enemy?" "Oh yes, your honor, dozens of them!" "I fought in the Bulge too," the judge said. "Tell me, what unit were you with?" The man drew himself up and said very proudly, "The Fifth Panzer, your honor!" Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com Note: The Fifth Panzer Division was an armored division of the German Army. | 
