A Marine is sitting in a pub and leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a paratrooper joke?''

The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a paratrooper. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a paratrooper. The fellow next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a paratrooper. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?''

The Marine raises one eyebrow, rolls up his sleeves and says, ''Nah, not anymore, I just don't want to have to explain it three times."

Today's joke was taken from Forces.net