Max, a union head, is addressing a union meeting at a certain unnamed Israeli government-owned company. "Comrades - Chaverim! We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work five days a week." "Hooray!" goes the crowd. "We will finish work at 3 PM, not 4 PM." "Hooray!" goes the crowd again. "We will start work at 9 AM, not 7 AM." "Hooray!" "We have a 150% pay rise." "Hooray!" "We will only work on Wednesdays." Silence... then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?" Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com. | 
