Max, a union head, is addressing a union meeting at a certain unnamed Israeli government-owned company.

"Comrades - Chaverim! We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work five days a week."

"Hooray!" goes the crowd.

"We will finish work at 3 PM, not 4 PM."

"Hooray!" goes the crowd again.

"We will start work at 9 AM, not 7 AM."

"Hooray!"

"We have a 150% pay rise."

"Hooray!"

"We will only work on Wednesdays."

Silence... then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"

Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.