Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv, pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. Have you got a phone in it? I’ve got one in my Yugo!”
Dovid, the driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes, I have a phone.”
“Cool!” continues Shlomo. “Have you got a fridge in there, too? I got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!”
Dovid, looking annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”
Shlomo goes on, “That’s great! Listen, have you got a TV in there? I got a one right next to me.”
Dovid, looking very annoyed by now, says, “Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”
“Say,” persists Shlomo, “Have you got a bed in your car? I got one in the back of my Yugo!”
Upset that he didn’t, Dovid immediately drove off straight to his dealer and demanded that a bed be installed in the back of the car. The next morning, Dovid picked up his car, which now featured a superb bed in it, a bed fit for a Rolls Royce...
Dovid immediately went searching for the Yugo, and only late in the afternoon he found it parked, with all its windows fogged up from the inside.
He knocked on the Yugo, and finally Shlomo stuck his head out, soaking
wet.
“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” Dovid stated arrogantly.
“What?!” complained Shlomo, “You got me out of the shower just to tell me this?” |
Please Daven for the unconditional release of: Gali Berman, 28 Gal ben Talia מִזְמ֗וֹר לְדָ֫וִ֥ד הָב֣וּ לַ֖יי בְּנֵ֣י אֵלִ֑ים הָב֥וּ לַ֜יי כָּב֥וֹד וָעֹֽז הָב֣וּ לַ֖יי כְּב֣וֹד שְׁמ֑וֹ הִשְׁתַּֽחֲו֥וּ לַֽ֜יי בְּהַדְרַת־קֹֽדֶשׁ ק֥וֹל יי עַל־הַ֫מָּ֥יִם אֵֽל־הַכָּב֥וֹד הִרְעִ֑ים יי עַל־מַ֥יִם רַבִּֽים קֽוֹל־יי בַּכֹּ֑חַ ק֥וֹל יי בֶּֽהָדָֽר ק֣וֹל יי שֹׁבֵ֣ר אֲרָזִ֑ים וַיְשַׁבֵּ֥ר יי אֶת־אַרְזֵ֥י הַלְּבָנֽוֹן וַיַּרְקִידֵ֥ם כְּמוֹ־עֵ֑גֶל לְבָנ֥וֹן וְ֜שִׂרְי֗וֹן כְּמ֣וֹ בֶן־רְאֵמִֽים קֽוֹל־יי חֹצֵ֗ב לַֽהֲב֥וֹת אֵֽשׁ ק֣וֹל יי יָחִ֣יל מִדְבָּ֑ר יָחִ֥יל יי מִדְבַּ֥ר קָדֵֽשׁ ק֚וֹל יי | יְחוֹלֵ֣ל אַיָּלוֹת֘ וַיֶּֽחֱשׂ֪ף יְעָ֫ר֥וֹת וּבְהֵֽיכָל֑וֹ כֻּ֜לּ֗וֹ אֹ֘מֵ֥ר כָּבֽוֹד יי לַמַּבּ֣וּל יָשָׁ֑ב וַיֵּ֥שֶׁב יי מֶ֣לֶךְ לְעוֹלָֽם יי עֹ֖ז לְעַמּ֣וֹ יִתֵּ֑ן יי | יְבָרֵ֖ךְ אֶת־עַמּ֣וֹ בַשָּׁלֽוֹם |
