The US ambassador was meeting the North Korea ambassador. During the meeting, wanting to impress the Korean, the American ambassador started boasting. "Last week, I was in London. I met the Olympic 1000 metres gold medallist. "The previous week, I was in Brussels. I met the world's leading mathematician. "The week before, I was in Paris. I shook hands with the most beautiful supermodel in the universe. "A few days earlier, I was in Rome. I had lunch with the most accomplished chef who ever lived. "From there, I went to Zurich, where I got an autograph from the best composer in the world!" The Korean ambassador nodded humbly. "Yes, our Supreme Leader has been travelling a lot recently." Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com |