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April 28, 2024

Today's Joke

The US ambassador was meeting the North Korea ambassador. During the meeting, wanting to impress the Korean, the American ambassador started boasting.

"Last week, I was in London. I met the Olympic 1000 metres gold medallist.

"The previous week, I was in Brussels. I met the world's leading mathematician.

"The week before, I was in Paris. I shook hands with the most beautiful supermodel in the universe.

"A few days earlier, I was in Rome. I had lunch with the most accomplished chef who ever lived.

"From there, I went to Zurich, where I got an autograph from the best composer in the world!"

The Korean ambassador nodded humbly. "Yes, our Supreme Leader has been travelling a lot recently."

Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com

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Eli Sharabi, 51

Eliyahu ben Chana

 לַמְנַצֵּחַ מַשְׂכִּיל לְדָוִד
 בְּבוֹא דּוֹאֵג הָאֲדֹמִי וַיַּגֵּד לְשָׁאוּל וַיֹּאמֶר לוֹ בָּא דָוִד אֶל בֵּית אֲחִימֶלֶךְ
 מַה תִּתְהַלֵּל בְּרָעָה הַגִּבּוֹר חֶסֶד אֵל כָּל הַיּוֹם
 הַוּוֹת תַּחְשֹׁב לְשׁוֹנֶךָ כְּתַעַר מְלֻטָּשׁ עֹשֵׂה רְמִיָּה
אָהַבְתָּ רָּע מִטּוֹב שֶׁקֶר מִדַּבֵּר צֶדֶק סֶלָה
 אָהַבְתָּ כָל דִּבְרֵי בָלַע לְשׁוֹן מִרְמָה
 גַּם אֵל יִתָּצְךָ לָנֶצַח יַחְתְּךָ וְיִסָּחֲךָ מֵאֹהֶל וְשֵׁרֶשְׁךָ מֵאֶרֶץ חַיִּים סֶלָה
 וְיִרְאוּ צַדִּיקִים וְיִירָאוּ וְעָלָיו יִשְׂחָקוּ
 הִנֵּה הַגֶּבֶר לֹא יָשִׂים אֱלֹהִים מָעוּזּוֹ וַיִּבְטַח בְּרֹב עָשְׁרוֹ יָעֹז בְּהַוָּתוֹ
 וַאֲנִי כְּזַיִת רַעֲנָן בְּבֵית אֱלֹהִים בָּטַחְתִּי בְחֶסֶד אֱלֹהִים עוֹלָם וָעֶד
אוֹדְךָ לְעוֹלָם כִּי עָשִׂיתָ וַאֲקַוֶּה שִׁמְךָ כִי טוֹב נֶגֶד חֲסִידֶיךָ
 

 

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