An Irishman, Frenchman, Englishman and Israeli are sitting in a pub. The Irishman says: “I have a bit of change left, I’m thinking of buying Citibank.” The Frenchman says: “I have a bit of money left as well and am considering buying General Motors.” The Englishman says: “I’m putting in an offer to buy Microsoft.” Expectantly they all turn to see what the Israeli has to say. He, slowly taking another sip of beer, says: “Sorry to disappoint you all, but I’m not selling.” Today's joke was taken from TheYeshivaWorld.com | 
