An Irishman, Frenchman, Englishman and Israeli are sitting in a pub.

The Irishman says: “I have a bit of change left, I’m thinking of buying Citibank.”

The Frenchman says: “I have a bit of money left as well and am considering buying General Motors.”

The Englishman says: “I’m putting in an offer to buy Microsoft.”

Expectantly they all turn to see what the Israeli has to say.

He, slowly taking another sip of beer, says: “Sorry to disappoint you all, but I’m not selling.”

Today's joke was taken from TheYeshivaWorld.com